M,
As you can see by the photographs, we are very serious about our demands. We see you have a blog referencing your dearly beloved gnome. If you recall, we requested no media or law enforcement involvement. While a blog technically is not the media, we must object to the postings. Consider this your warning. Any more publicity of this gnomenapping will result in dire consequences for the gnome. That knife you see is very sharp and the man holding it is quite strong. How do you think the deer came to be on the wall? That knife cut clean through the deer, just think what it will do to your gnome.
Eternally yours,
Z
As you can see by the photographs, we are very serious about our demands. We see you have a blog referencing your dearly beloved gnome. If you recall, we requested no media or law enforcement involvement. While a blog technically is not the media, we must object to the postings. Consider this your warning. Any more publicity of this gnomenapping will result in dire consequences for the gnome. That knife you see is very sharp and the man holding it is quite strong. How do you think the deer came to be on the wall? That knife cut clean through the deer, just think what it will do to your gnome.
Eternally yours,
Z
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